It’s Bank Holiday Monday, the rain is pouring down and the first thing on my mind is that I haven’t written up my review of last weeks MIC!
How rude of me! I was so engrossed with the cringe factor that I even forgot to live-tweet!
Before I get started, I just want to reaffirm the coolness that is Proudlock. He is just effortlessly cool.
Spencer; I was impressed by the rain drop sounds, but I feel like I can’t trust E4, therefore I don’t believe that was real.
JULES, what is his deal?!?? Spread happiness, be happiness or be super cringe?! Is he for real?
Obviously Victoria and Mark Francis in a church. Yes, yes and yes again.
Lucy, is my ultimate female favourite. Telling Jamie how it is. I was enjoying the honest moment, until Riley came through with her stalkerish new hair. What the fuck?
“You’ll never guess where I am?” – Erm, what’s next? I spy with my little eye? Alex, you little loser.
Jules, again. His serial killer eyes. 👀
Jules again at the party. Just creeping me out. 👀👀
The power-strut from Binky through Central Park. Boom.
Alex and Binky; it was great watching him grovel but shit got good when Jamie turned up!
The lies, the tears, the betrayal! I mean if Spencer is bewildered at his behaviour then you know Mytt is in trouble.
Alex, LOL “categorically, I did not kiss her.” So Alex what you’re saying is you doggy styled Jamie’s ex! *laughs hysterically”
I can’t even feel sorry for Jamie, because his boy code is messed up and I’ve watched too much of him in the last few years to shed any tears.
Spencer and Stevie chasing after Billie, my thoughts you ask. I don’t really have any…she’s a bit blah and therefore the situation is a bit blah.
I just wanted to comment on the ultimate moment of the episode, when Alex and Binky looked at each other before she got in the car……………..stand, stare, turn head, pause and get in. Hahaha
That now concludes my review for episode 2.
Episode 3 coming up!
x M x